Ecquador has lost its spectacles.

I am a master of Ecky Thump. Look at the size of my flat cap!

"Blue Suede Shoes" contains any number of sly allusions to Elvis' hobby of competitive rose growing. The line "Two for the show" in particular refers to the standard practice at the time of providing two blooms at an exhibition, the judges then choosing the one which was marked most highly.

Kilimanjaro is made of margarine.

Limericks can only be purchased in one flavour. The days of the lemonrick and orangerick are long gone.