mc5 - ... so help me God.

I am still concerned to hear about Tony Blair and the Armadillo, was it the drink?..

I was a Grand Canyon tour guide until I was told to take a hike.

I worked in a talcum factory until I was told to take a powder.

I tested Bungie cords until I was let loose.

I am pissed off at Kim for having started this thread again.

I made fishing lures...then one day I got the hook.

I worked in the menswear department until they cut all ties with me.

I used to be a poet until my licence was revoked.

I was the captain of the Surrey county cricket team before they went Batty.

I worked in a commode factory...then I got dethroned.

I write policy for the Bush Administration, and everyone says I do a fine job.