mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I made fishing lures...then one day I got the hook.

I worked in the menswear department until they cut all ties with me.

I used to be a poet until my licence was revoked.

I was the captain of the Surrey county cricket team before they went Batty.

I worked in a commode factory...then I got dethroned.