mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

[ZK] Luckily they haven't.

I am not in the least bit embarrassed to have "started that up again".

I never, ever get embarrassed. I don't embarrass easily.

I used to work for a mobile wood mill, but then they saw me off the premises.

That was not one of the most extreme reactions I have ever had to a pun.