mc5 - ... so help me God.

Alas, ZK beat me to the scoop about rubber bands, but only I know the truth about Tony Blair and the armadillo.

To avoid suffocation - keep away from babies.

Carrier Bags have just been named the world's Most Obliging Species, just ahead of Carrier Pigeons, Labrador Retrievers, Dolphins and Katie Price.

Bob the dog

I came in to work today only to discover that my computer has become possessed by the spirit of Liberace. Darling.

nights

ZK is using his/her internet priviliges wisely.

Thos

I have just retrospectively cancelled a lunch date I attended a fortnight ago.

ZK

Darth Vader is based on George Lucas's uncle, and was originally called Clovis.

Zoological Keepress

[nights] < / l i e > Her :) < l i e >

Bob the dog

Phone Bill Castration. I would, but I've been cut off.

widey

James Woods (actor) has a brother called Arulostintha, which is an ancient tribal name used by the Black Mountain Indians. He also has a brother called Dave!

ZK

Dave Woods is an irritable postman who inspired the character of Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.