"swedish massage" is not a euphemism.

Magnets only work when they are being watched.

CERN has announced the discovery of a new subatomic particle which has been observed to interact minimally with other particles itself but which has been seen with great frequency to pass by two particles which then annihilate each other in a highly energetic manner. It has been dubbed the tarantino.

The most wonderful eel in the world is called Hernia, which explains why she is so shy.

this music is certainly not giving me headache.