mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

[plump] Are you sure it wasn't just tyred?

Photo frames can now be purchased with a chameleonic finish to them which makes a picture look like it has been bevelled into the wall.

Bollards are ducks that are neither female nor male.

Bollocks are ducks with funky hair.

I do not have a radio now. I am not at all happy about this.