"Flat as a Pancake" used as a term in our household means very lumpy, undercooked and coverd in dust,fluff and bits of human/animal hair!!!

The Wizard of Ozz was once the Wizard of Izz but was evicted due to none payment of council tax!

i want something about scotland

We all want something about Scotland

In Scotland, the addition of an exclamation mark instantly makes things funny! However, the original exclamation mark-shaped plans for Hadrian's Wall were cancelled when it was realised nothing was holding uo the top bit.