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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Answer or maybe you found a hobbie like getting out of your chair
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Who are you and why are you on this site if were loosers then why are you on this
i stumbled oto it and dont talk to me like that at least ive got a life
Shut it i do have a life and if you dont shut it ill kick you a*** you little c***
Does your mummy tell you not to put the swear word you stupid arse
I dont want to get kicked of
Thats how sad you are you depend on this site its your life go out get a friend have a drink i bet you live with your mwa in a crappy council estate and you work as a bin man and your only thrill is going out to the bingo on a thursday night
*Maw
Actually jim i have a wife and my mum is dead i work as a teacher i do have mates so there you wank
What brilliant and witty reparteé!
All teachers are educated, articulate, and a pleasure to talk to.
There are three hundred and fifteen different spellings of the word "maw", all of them anagrams of "loss adjuster".
Im thirteen years of age and i scripted that because no one else was on andiwas bored
Gardeners beware! If you have recently experienced time-shift whilst hoeing your root vegetables, you may have a temporal vortex swede.
All 13 year olds should be allowed full and unfettered access to the web. It's a learning experience!
Your local greengrocer will remove the eyes from potatoes if you ask nicely.
plump] So will I.
Thick people are the same as clever, people only much wider......hence my nickname!
But clever people always put the (,'s) in the right place.....I am widey and I invented sliced bread..........
I am noballey and I invented both the bread knife and bread. Sadly, I never put two and two together.
That wasn't me. And I don't care what you say -- that was a great joke!
I'm not at home right now. I'm feeling wonderful. No coughing, no aching, no dry-heaves!
One of my fondest memories of my schoolboy years was leaving a coursework assignment 'til the night before it was due in, and getting the sh*ts that night (excuse me).
Seedless grapes were originaly developed by Arthur Pollwick in 1907 whilst working in the French town of Urvet-la-Monge. He was killed in 1916 on the Western front, whilst trying to develop the "self-seeding" damson for the allied forces.
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