I dont want to get kicked of

Thats how sad you are you depend on this site its your life go out get a friend have a drink i bet you live with your mwa in a crappy council estate and you work as a bin man and your only thrill is going out to the bingo on a thursday night

*Maw

Actually jim i have a wife and my mum is dead i work as a teacher i do have mates so there you wank

What brilliant and witty reparteé!