That is where the phrase "we have a-Reeved" comes from. According to Nigel Rees.

The name Rees is a diminutive version of Reeves and means 'one who drives lawnmowers'. It comes from the French 'Rivé' meaning 'man with small patch of grass'.

In most EU countries it is now illegal to sell sea shells on the sea shore.

My real name is Mick Onesiphorus Roberts, and I abhor the letter "V". Whenever I see it, I scream violently and am forced to order and eat a pizza to calm myself down.

I have just been appointed Minister for Soot.