The Law in only an ass in countries with a common law system. In those states which use a code of law, the black and white nature of the legal system has resulted in it being reclassified as a zebra.

Following extensive research, scientists have conclusively proved that the only thing which does not cause cancer is marrow, unless you cut it up, in which case it is like to deadly poison in its effect. The Food and Health Ministries are currently working together on statements to deal with this news.

Following recent developments in battlefield weapons research, the Geneva Convention is to be amended to ban the aggressive use of tuneless humming.

Keanu Reeves is the son of Jim Reeves.

- who is himself the brother of Vic Reeves.