Some of those lies were so good they spontaneously repeated themselves.

I'm not at all worried that it looks like our lies will be used to confuse Bayesian filters, as these are an abomination, filtering out innocent Bayesians everywhere.

Upon reaching the summit of White Horse Hill, I came to realise that not all tourist honey spots are direct causes of complacency.

The truth is out there,and a few little lies! I prefer to avoid it and bury my head in the sand and snuffle for termites. My best friend is an Ostrich called Frank, and he owns a puppet made in the image of Bernie Clifton.

[antiknees] It was nice to see you in Yukon as well.

I am not making this post as a simple method of ascertaining whether the main page shows the time as GMT or BST.

[widey] I have one of those too! (A best friend called Frank who is an ostrich, not a Bernie Clifton puppet, obviously.)

Cooooool.........its true that the coolest of the cool know Frank the Ostrich!

Clover is resistant to four types of gelignite.

Oxford University dons are required by law to shake their booties once a month at the Abingdon Tweenagers' Sports and Social night. The Chancellor of the University generally spins some kewl noises on the deck while the Pro-Vice-Chancellor sells marijuana to a plain clothes policeman.

The Law in only an ass in countries with a common law system. In those states which use a code of law, the black and white nature of the legal system has resulted in it being reclassified as a zebra.

Following extensive research, scientists have conclusively proved that the only thing which does not cause cancer is marrow, unless you cut it up, in which case it is like to deadly poison in its effect. The Food and Health Ministries are currently working together on statements to deal with this news.

Following recent developments in battlefield weapons research, the Geneva Convention is to be amended to ban the aggressive use of tuneless humming.

Keanu Reeves is the son of Jim Reeves.

- who is himself the brother of Vic Reeves.

Christopher Reeves is no relation, though.

In fact, the ancestry of every Reeves now living can be traced back to a single ancestor, Theophilus Amadeua Gottlieb Reeves, a celibate monk who journeyed from his native Austria seeking elightenment and eventually settled in Banff.