mc5 - ... so help me God.

widey

The heat resistant (or not!) tiles on the NASA space shuttles are made of the same compound as Wheatabix......Nice with milk n sugar but not at a gazzilion degrees!!

Tuj

King Henry II ruled with an iron tongue.

Projoy

On average, salads and wallpaper are interchangeable.

Bob the dog

I love being kept awake from 3am till dawn on the day the clocks go forward by a child being sick and needing four entire changes of laundry.

Chalky

[Btd} I DID wonder when I saw that you'd posted at such an unearthly hour]

Projoy

Cupid, as well as being the Roman god of love had a sideline as a chartered surveyor.

antiknees

All things being equal, plateau is a high form of flattery.