mc5 - ... so help me God.

The singular form of steroid is monoid, but they only work half as well. So are little used!

The heat resistant (or not!) tiles on the NASA space shuttles are made of the same compound as Wheatabix......Nice with milk n sugar but not at a gazzilion degrees!!

Tuj

King Henry II ruled with an iron tongue.

Projoy

On average, salads and wallpaper are interchangeable.

Bob the dog

I love being kept awake from 3am till dawn on the day the clocks go forward by a child being sick and needing four entire changes of laundry.

Chalky

[Btd} I DID wonder when I saw that you'd posted at such an unearthly hour]

Projoy

Cupid, as well as being the Roman god of love had a sideline as a chartered surveyor.

antiknees

All things being equal, plateau is a high form of flattery.

Falstaff

If you roll your eyes around far enough [backwards] there is a decipherable code imprinted on the inside of your skull that clearly warns you Not to do that!

DrQu+xum

I don't think I'm in love right now. I shall give no further details.

Dujon

[Dr Q] NASCAR, CART and F1 teams are like that. They are so busy tuning things to the n^th degree that life passes them by. ;-)