If you walk fast enough, you can steer the world's rotation, just like a performing dog on a beach ball.

Mediaeval stonework is best marinaded overnight in a lime and strawberry compote then served with a mixture of red meats and old kid gloves.

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It is a little known fact that having more than enough often decreases

Physicists are now entertaining a notion called 'String Theory' suggesting that at the smallest point matter is actually composed of spagetti hoops. These 'strings' of puree saturated pasta composites exist in many dimensions. Being means Heinz.