Apricots were introduced into this country from South America in 1986 by my Uncle Dessie.

Jelly fish are neither fish nor made of jelly, they are infact a strange kind of rabbit introduced by the Asgarth on a trip back from Zlygex9 in the vood quadrant of our galaxy!

A handful of roast peanuts contains more calcium than the combined white cliffs of Dover.

A thousand million beefeaters have just amassed outside my window and are all looking in at me.

Jumpers are the new underpants.