If you show a wasp a current copy of TV Quick, it will not sting you.

To guarantee good feng shui in your bedroom, place a hundredweight of soil on top of your wardrobe.

The dome of St. Paul's cathedral was cast in one piece from a mould made from Dolly Parton's right tit.

Apricots were introduced into this country from South America in 1986 by my Uncle Dessie.

Jelly fish are neither fish nor made of jelly, they are infact a strange kind of rabbit introduced by the Asgarth on a trip back from Zlygex9 in the vood quadrant of our galaxy!