The Queen, as is well known, never goes to the toilet, but less well known is the reason, which is that she only has one buttock.

Princess Diana knew her marriage was a sham when she caught Charles cross dressing in one of Camilla's ballgowns.

My grandmother was a lighthouse keeper because she would never do any heavy dusting or polishing..

The Albert Memorial was modelled from playdough, and was going to be changed every day into a new shape relating to an aspect of the Prince Consort's life. Sadly, the sculptor left it out overnight on the first day and it went hard...

My great grandfather lost his job as a lighthouse keeper because he kept closing the curtains at night so he could get so sleep.