I'm so embarrassed! I've been duped by a salesman into buying a rubber replica mobile phone. What is worse is that he has also replaced my entire family with rubber replicas too. Still, at least they are ‘bendy’.

Cindy is the word Americans use for sweat.

Bread sticks, are actually made form 50 year old oak twigs!

Twiglets. No more to add.

After years of slavish work, Jane Brucker has finally been awarded a ten-album record contract.