mc5 - ... so help me God.

Sammy Sosa knows nothing about cork tips.

Everyone in Britain knows what that meant.

Saddam Hussein was found in a stankhole.

Black Cock is a liquor made of chicken feathers.

Roosters eat nothing but cornflakes.

The 76th Academy Awards were an evening of drama, excitement and surprise.

I hate Billy Crystal.

Peco McCorkle used to teach rugby at my high school. He now works with disadvantaged children in Harrow.

I used to be in charge of the cheese board but it kept sticking to me.

For the first time in Oscar history, the "Most Cheerful Leading Actor Nominee" honour was awarded jointly to Bill Murray and Sean Penn.

I fell headlong into a cesspit today and was suprised to discover two lovers having a secret rendezpoo.

I once knew a greasy Pole. His english was quite difficult to understand but he was otherwise very charming.

I have a marmalade hard drive.