Following the recent updating of homosexuality laws in various parts of Africa, many more merry men will now be saying Hello Sailer! (Deliberate bad spelling invoked)

Feng Shoe is the gentle Chinese art of bringing balance into your life by rearranging the bottom of the wardrobe.

Daleks get a frisson of pleasure if you say words like 'emphasise', 'portability', 'standardisation', 'correctness', 'proactive', 'security' and 'integrated-cryptography'. Daleks may self destruct if you use phrases such as 'binary emulation', 'multi-platforms' and 'UNIX-like operating systems'.

[Btd] </lie> Wouldn't that work best if applied to middle managers? <lie>

It is mathematically impossible to prove that butternut squash can exist in the same universe as leeks.

As a safety measure, all new space rockets must henceforth be fitted with stabilisers.

Soup is prone to hypochondria.

Bread rolls generally only suffer from hysteria, however.

Projoy] Daleks and middle managers have nothing in common.

After my waistline expanded to 48 inches, I sacked my middle manager. And my head waiter. And my footman come to that.

31 is the answer to The Universe, Everything and Life.

42, obviously is the answer to nothing but Gardening Sin? Mabulate this! (9 letters)

Yoghurt is the feeling one experiences after three hours of Pilates.

hey im david polson from stanly n.c. i luv it in the butt.I WILL SUCK YOUR BALLS OFF.ANYBODY BLACK THAT IS.FREAKY XXX FROM BLACK MEN IS WHAT I WANT.GIVE ME WHAT I WANT AND I WILL GO AWAY.

HEY ITS ME AGAIN I WANT A BLACK COCK TO PENETRATE MY LOOSE ASSHOLE.I HAVE BEEN GAY ALL MY LIFE ANY HOT GUYS OUT THERE FOR ME .I NEED A BIG ONE IN MY MOUTH AND MY ASS.IM LOOKING FOR MONSTER COCK .MY EX LOVER WOODY HAS A SMALL PENIS .I COULDNT EVEN FEEL THAT SHRIMP IN ME . SO IF YOU HAVE A BIG ONE CAN I PLEASE HOLD IT IN MY MOUTH IM JONESING FOR A HARD ONE .

HEY GUYS IM FROM STANLY .N.C. I NEED COCK LIKE CRACKHEADS NEED ROCK,I WILL SWALLOW YOUR LOAD I AM SERIOUS .SLICK THANKS FOR STICKING IT IN MY STANKHOLE. U TO DAMIEN LOCKRIDGE WE HAD FUN TOSSING EACH OTHERS SALAD.PECO MCCORCKLE I WANT U TO STICK ME AGAIN BABY BOY.WOODY ITS ALRIGHT IF U AND DAMIEN WANT TO KEEP SCREWING.I GUESS I WILL DIE GAY ,BUT I DONT WANT TO CHANGE I LUV BLACK COCK.

A high-ranking member of the Royal Family has been posting on this site under a pseudonym recently, but I won't tell you which one.

Damien Lockridge was my headmaster at Eton.

I see that the Very Reverend Dr David Polson has been at it again.