Israel is changing its name to Laser-I and is going to become the largest optical surgery unit in the world.

Israel has found a new deity to worship and is changing its name to reflect this. Henceforth it will be known as Ra Isle.

Following the recent updating of homosexuality laws in various parts of Africa, many more merry men will now be saying Hello Sailer! (Deliberate bad spelling invoked)

Feng Shoe is the gentle Chinese art of bringing balance into your life by rearranging the bottom of the wardrobe.

Daleks get a frisson of pleasure if you say words like 'emphasise', 'portability', 'standardisation', 'correctness', 'proactive', 'security' and 'integrated-cryptography'. Daleks may self destruct if you use phrases such as 'binary emulation', 'multi-platforms' and 'UNIX-like operating systems'.