mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tigers prefer mango biscuits.

Tragically, Tony the Tiger is a diabetic.

"The Twelve Days of Christmas" is actually a skit written by a sarcastic bailiff.

Grapes think they're sooooo clever...

The Emperor Caligula made fairycakes and bred kittens, two special talents which he passed on to his nephew, Nero. Nero was very fond of ballet.

Greece is a myth invented by the Chinese.

Teatowels soaked in balsamic vinegar have been known to bring the deceased back to life.

Angora rabbits are actually sheep bred on wheatgrass, fabric softener and Daz.

Cabbage are a dying art. Each one is meticulously hand-crafted by 20 specially trained octopi, which is why they are such a delicacy in Bulgaria.

My hat, it has three corners. Hence it being my hat.

LaToya Jackson plans to be the first human being to circumnavigate the earth strapped to the blades of a helicopter.