Sergei Prokofiev taught sewing, until he discovered how to compose music whilst humming along to very boring silent movies during the First World War, when there was a shortage of cinema pianists in Russia.

When taken as a suppository, strawberries have been found to cure gout.

Tigers prefer mango biscuits.

Tragically, Tony the Tiger is a diabetic.

"The Twelve Days of Christmas" is actually a skit written by a sarcastic bailiff.