If everyone pointed at Luton simultaneously, Guatemala would cease to exist.

I am pointing at Luton right now, as I do every night at this hour.

Rice Crispies hold the eternal secrets to life.

Anadin never made anybody hyper.

Her Majesty the Queen had a surprise Christmas hit with the song "Easy Tiger" in 1952, although this record has sadly been forgotten. I found a copy of it in a vintage music store last Easter and plan to release a garage re-mix version next Monday. I at least guarantee that it will be better than "Mysterious Girl".