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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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It is possible to recreate the Boer War with just a syringe and a pair of j-cloths.
If you can catch a ball with one hand, the chances are you can also compose The Messiah.
Your success at weight loss is inversely proportional to the number of yellow things in your house.
If everybody pointed at their location on a map simultaneously, the whole world would explode.
If everyone pointed at Luton simultaneously, Guatemala would cease to exist.
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