mc5 - ... so help me God.

I have never wondered how on Earth Ramsbottom got its name.

I have often wondered how to tie my shoelaces while in Ramsbottom.

Being rude, crude and vulgar is not a trait of MC posters.

I'm really happy that I just spent forty minutes filling in an online form, only to be told that my session had expired and that all my answers were then thrown away.

Projoy

In a departure from normal tradition, I am having my ashes cast into the winds from the peak of Cader Idris prior to being cremated.