arrow_circle_left arrow_circle_up arrow_circle_right
... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
arrow_circle_up
The Great Wall of China is the only place on Earth where you can see the moon.
Inspiration is a process that can only be achieved in the presence of a satsuma, a bicycle chain and four turtle doves.
Croup can be cured by Whooping Cough.
Herring can also be cured by whooping cough.
K2 is short for Knightrider, the second series as David Hasselhoff is massively popular in alpine populations.[/lie]So, will K2 get a proper name sometime?[lie]
contary to popular belief, the good people of Chipping Sodbury do not use their anal tracts to carry gravel!!
Its true I am lysdexic
Chipping Sodbury's name is in no way humourous. Especially to Spevrend Rooner.
I have never wondered how on Earth Ramsbottom got its name.
I have often wondered how to tie my shoelaces while in Ramsbottom.
Being rude, crude and vulgar is not a trait of MC posters.
arrow_circle_down
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord