Its true I am lysdexic

Chipping Sodbury's name is in no way humourous. Especially to Spevrend Rooner.

I have never wondered how on Earth Ramsbottom got its name.

I have often wondered how to tie my shoelaces while in Ramsbottom.

Being rude, crude and vulgar is not a trait of MC posters.

I'm really happy that I just spent forty minutes filling in an online form, only to be told that my session had expired and that all my answers were then thrown away.

In a departure from normal tradition, I am having my ashes cast into the winds from the peak of Cader Idris prior to being cremated.

Ludwig van Beethoven suffered from a particularly bad case of gall stones, brought about by his habit of consuming a whole rockery each lunchtime.

This lie is brought to you in stereoscope. View it through the special glasses and it will take on a 3-D aspect. This lie is brought to you in stereoscope. View it through the special glasses and it will take on a 3-D aspect.

(Repetition commands aspect.)

Due to an obscure clause in extant colonial law, my aunt is giong to be buried in clarified butter.