mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Beds are sinful.

Sins aren't bedful.

I have, for the last umpteen years, been trying to find what I like in bedding.

I do not mind that I appear to be the only person on the internet at this hour.

There is no delight in saying words such as 'icky', 'blancmange', 'feeble' or 'aardvark'.