mc5 - ... so help me God.

Pie = wool x marrow

Trousers = blancmange x pineneedles

Cardigan = daffodil x fromage frais

Pedro = dungbeetle/satsuma

[/lie]Ringwraith No. 5 - yes.[lie]I am a genius, with a brain the size of a planet. (which makes it hard to find hats to fit.)

Horses have desperately wanted a special range of breath mints for their species for fifty years now, but to no avail. The campaign goes on.

Never disturb a sleeping cat. Cats need sleep to prevent them turning into pickled eggs. Pickled eggs on your sofa can be very unhygienic.