mc5 - ... so help me God.

[/lie]Ringwraith No. 5 - yes.[lie]I am a genius, with a brain the size of a planet. (which makes it hard to find hats to fit.)

Horses have desperately wanted a special range of breath mints for their species for fifty years now, but to no avail. The campaign goes on.

Never disturb a sleeping cat. Cats need sleep to prevent them turning into pickled eggs. Pickled eggs on your sofa can be very unhygienic.

Smee when mistyped looks nothing whatsoever like smeg.

Ken Hom once slid down the Cresta Run in a wok with only chopsticks for brakes.