mc5 - ... so help me God.

DrQu+xum

[Dujon] But not cricket. That should never see the light-of-day on the MC servers.

Bob the dog

When I was a little girl I used to poke an elephant with a stalk.

plump

[Btd]I was that elephant and I will never forget.

snorgle

Stalking elephants is now a federal offence.

Angus Prune

The joke 'What is a crocodile's favourite game?' was devised by Mary Queen of Scots, and it was the best reason Elizabeth I could find to execute het.

Angus Prune

*her

Bob the dog

Yesterday, I saw Mulan coming out of a posh shop, looking anxious because she was naked. But it was alright because I trapped her in some wool.