mc5 - ... so help me God.

One that got throught the net was God making the world in 6 days rather than 7.

All real Buddhists have three arms.

Moira Stewart is the lead singer of the popular band Coldplay.

Ketchup contains only the finest, hand-picked nose blood.

Lunchtime was invented by Henry VIII

Hutton's report was dead on, and the BBC should shoulder all of the blame.

I thoroughly back Tony Blair and George Bush, and think war was totally justified.

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. All the houses were built from asbestos.

I did not spend last night watching Question Time and wanting to punch Margaret Becket

Politics, sex , religion and football are subjects which should be debated in great depth on MC sites.

[Dujon] But not cricket. That should never see the light-of-day on the MC servers.