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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The keel of a boat is an altenative sail should the ship turn turtle.
The poop deck of a sailing ship is the alternative lavatory - only to be used should the bilge become fouled.
The helmsman of a sailing ship should never be called Matt. ... Sorry, Deano and Nicholas.
A canoodle is a small craft - it was once called a 'love boat'.
Should the bloke up in the top mast call 'sail to larboard' he's probably had too many ports.
Yarmouth was a hoax created by David Dickinson, the famous illusionist.
The name "Malcolm" has never been correctly spelled in modern history. It should have 3 L's.
Marie Curie invented Friday in the 1800's. Since then all books, diaries etc have been altered to cover this and make it look like there was always a Friday.
One that got throught the net was God making the world in 6 days rather than 7.
All real Buddhists have three arms.
Moira Stewart is the lead singer of the popular band Coldplay.
Ketchup contains only the finest, hand-picked nose blood.
Lunchtime was invented by Henry VIII
Hutton's report was dead on, and the BBC should shoulder all of the blame.
I thoroughly back Tony Blair and George Bush, and think war was totally justified.
There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. All the houses were built from asbestos.
I did not spend last night watching Question Time and wanting to punch Margaret Becket
Politics, sex , religion and football are subjects which should be debated in great depth on MC sites.
[Dujon] But not cricket. That should never see the light-of-day on the MC servers.
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