St Patrick did not chase all the snakes from Ireland. He missed four of them who were hiding in a gooseberry bush. They have been breeding ever since, and now form an army 30,000 which is preparing to take over, just as soon as they can figure out how to work an Uzi with no opposable thumb.

I have not had any caffeine at all today.

Lol, Angus, look at the last few days' worth of stuff. You're the only one to express such concerns.

[Tuj] Arrogance is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

[ZK] No, that is of course zero-gravity accountancy.
Meanwhile, MC posters are turning more and more apathetic. A police spokesman said "Wibble."