mc5 - ... so help me God.

Guinness is not good.

Irish bars in New York, in an effort to dispel the common American stereotype that all Irishmen are consistently drunk, have all sold out to Starbucks.

DrQu+xum

Starbucks has opened a branch at Thule Air Base, Greenland.

Dujon

All Irish bars in Sydney called 'Kelts', 'O'Flaherty's', 'Maggie Maguire' and the like are perfect reproductions of real Irish establishments.

DrQu+xum

After pissing off most of the MC regulars, a certain poster now in exile is now known as "Googolplex The Freezing Balancing Goat From Godthäb".

Dujon

Further to the foregoing, they all serve a wonderful coffee when you are inclined.

DrQu+xum

I'm never inclined. I tend to right angles.

Dujon

Dr Q is never, ever obtuse.

DrQu+xum

I'm acute Angle.

Dujon

Most contibutors to this site do not fish for compliments ... ;-)

ZK

Nor do we delight in spotting typos ;)