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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Dujon
Guinness is
not
good.
DrQu+xum
Irish bars in New York, in an effort to dispel the common American stereotype that all Irishmen are consistently drunk, have all sold out to Starbucks.
DrQu+xum
Starbucks has opened a branch at Thule Air Base, Greenland.
Dujon
All Irish bars in Sydney called 'Kelts', 'O'Flaherty's', 'Maggie Maguire' and the like are perfect reproductions of real Irish establishments.
DrQu+xum
After pissing off most of the MC regulars, a certain poster now in exile is now known as "Googolplex The Freezing Balancing Goat From Godthäb".
Dujon
Further to the foregoing, they all serve a wonderful coffee when you are inclined.
DrQu+xum
I'm never inclined. I tend to right angles.
Dujon
Dr Q is never, ever obtuse.
DrQu+xum
I'm acute Angle.
Dujon
Most contibutors to this site do not fish for compliments ... ;-)
ZK
Nor do we delight in spotting typos ;)
Bob the dog
I don't really think I'd like to eat piping hot dumpling stew followed by plum duff with fresh cream custard, oh no.
ZK
I am not overly fond of apples.
LotUS
I have a lot of things that don't match, so I regularly go fishing for complements.
Kim
I got a compliment the other day. It was a whopper! Mind you, you should have seen the size of the one that got away....
Bob the dog
Since I lost weight, I've been wondering why people keep giving me fish.
Angus Prune
I am not the least bit concerned about our zoological friend's mentality.
Angus Prune
Beagle 2 has been trying to contact earth since it landed on Christmas Day, but the professor in charge forgot to turn the volume up on his computer.
Angus Prune
Beethoven had perfect hearing, but had too much fun saying,' What????' in a very loud voice and making people repeat really tricky sentences.
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