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Highwaymen still terrorise the major thoroughfares of England, Their horses can't keep up with the motorway traffic, but they draw scary pictures on their handkerchiefs and wave them at motorists.
Waving your genitalia gently in a Southerly direction wards off ringworm.
The Hanger Lane Gyratory System is a series of dance moves designed to help you lose weight while you socialise.
West London does not have one single laundrette in it.
Like "Budapest", the word "London" is a concatenation of the names of the two cities that make it up. Lon is a high city, where rich folk gather in white clothes to play heavenly music on glass harmonicas, whereas Don, low down and poor, is mostly brown, full of rats and unattended babies.
As well as calling the faithful to prayer, muezzins have to do a little dance, based on Big Bird's moves in Sesame Street.
For the last ten years of her life, Queen Victoria subsisted on nothing but candied peel.
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