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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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All songs sung at Christmas are carols.
My life has just been cheered up by the appearance of something called the "RealOne Message Center" in the corner of my screen. Why, I was so glad to stop what I was doing and read about special offers and deals especially selected for me! I have a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about the programmer who came up with such a sweet idea, and I sure felt sad when I had to close the window and go back to what I was doing.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
My coconuts never bunch because I iron them.
Whilst I have never met Coco I spend significant amounts of time wondering whether or not he was a nice bloke.
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