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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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That last statement isn't actually true.
I find a hearty meal of sprouts, cabbage, peas and runner beans makes for the blowing of some great gas..............ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Fart jokes aren't funny!
There is a tribe of very small Catholic Priests living under an abandoned Golden-Grahams box on my patio.
Rameses II was killed in a papyrus folding accident
Cleopatra is buried in Highgate cemetery.
Tutankhamun is alive and well and living in Bermondsey. (with 34 cats)
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