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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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That last statement isn't actually true.
I find a hearty meal of sprouts, cabbage, peas and runner beans makes for the blowing of some great gas..............ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Fart jokes aren't funny!
There is a tribe of very small Catholic Priests living under an abandoned Golden-Grahams box on my patio.
Rameses II was killed in a papyrus folding accident
Cleopatra is buried in Highgate cemetery.
Tutankhamun is alive and well and living in Bermondsey. (with 34 cats)
Bill WIthers.
Microsoft Works.
Hospital tea tastes like dust....
All songs sung at Christmas are carols.
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