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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I'm going to pass my exams (exam stress bock declared.)
I love exams. The best part is the glowing feeling you get when you've revised well and are sure you're going to pass.
For me, the best feeling is at the moment when you open the paper and read those glorious, glorious questions for the very first time.
Eggs and Hams..........MMmmmmmmmmmm yum, can't wait!
The exam I feel I did best at in my whole life was my GCSE Greek. I had revised for weeks you see, and I cared very deeply about what happened to Demosthenes and his pals. I also knew Homer's Iliad off by heart.
Medical examiners (coroners) have to pass a difficult exhume.
The Queen is an alien reptilian priestess. I have it on good authority.
Tina] While Castrators just take testes.
if you want to know if your girlfriend is ticklish, give her a test-tickle
my first introduction to this site and page was not lame in the slightest
scientists have just discovered a link between Pokemon fans and sexual hypervigilance in dung beetles
The Dung Beatles are a sh*t tribute band.
I am wide awake, and looking forward to the housework I have to do today.
I am blissfully happy with my alcoholic partner
I am obsessively clean, and don't leave my sheets several weeks between washes.
plump] Your last post completely failed to amuse me.
I am 6 stone 2 pounds and anorexic.
I am perfectly healthy. There's nothing more fun or easier to get into after a long absence than exercise. Ah, feeling the burn...you can't beat it.
As a matter of fact, a good brisk walk is much more fun than being on here.
Power walking and jogging were both designed by people who lived to a ripe old age.
Abstinence makes the heart beat longer.
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