mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I am wide awake, and looking forward to the housework I have to do today.

I am blissfully happy with my alcoholic partner

I am obsessively clean, and don't leave my sheets several weeks between washes.

plump] Your last post completely failed to amuse me.

I am 6 stone 2 pounds and anorexic.