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Alan Titchmarsh is to star in a new programme called 'Gardeners Whirled'. In the first programme Charlie Dimmock will spend 10 minutes in a tumble drier.
In the next programme Monty Don will slide down the world's largest corkscrew hazel.
[FG] I wouldn't pay to see that.
Rachel de Thame and Nigella Lawson are the same person.
Charlie Dimmock has been chosen as the next model for Wonderbra
I have just patented the backless, strapless, cupless bra. It consists of two stick-on underwires.
Liz Hurley will be wearing it at the next premiere she goes to.
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