mc5 - ... so help me God.

Charlie Dimmock has been chosen as the next model for Wonderbra

I have just patented the backless, strapless, cupless bra. It consists of two stick-on underwires.

Liz Hurley will be wearing it at the next premiere she goes to.

I was going to have Turkey for dinner but I don't think I've got enough chairs.

[plump - brilliant!] I was going to have Cher for dinner but I don't think I've got enough turkeys.