mc5 - ... so help me God.

I am wide awake and not at all confused.

I have nothing better to do than to fill up the boards in this place.

I do have better stuff to do, I just choose not to do it as a selfless sacrifice to the common good

I constantly sacrifice to the common good. I was arrested for it recently in Wigan.

I am distraught at the return of Good News / Bad News, as the last time I played it I too was arrested in Wigan.

I've never been arrested in Wigan, only with a wig on.

I was arrested in a Wigwam, once.