I've been in fine lying form lately.

Catnip was invented by time travelling mice in the year 3416 and was inserted into the timeline as a practical joke on their archrivals the cats. Unfortunately the joke backfired when lack of evolutionary pressure from the stoned cats no longer chasing mice meant that mice never developed opposable thumbs or intelligence.

There are in fact three sides to every story, but no one listens after the first two.

[Dunx] I told you there were four!

Every bird in the hand has a silver lining.