mc5 - ... so help me God.

Indeed, Tina; I used to be a script writer, but the boss gave me the hard word.

At one stage I was an 'illumination' technician, but I wasn't bright enough.

In my youth, I joined a hip acting company, but I couldn't make the scene.

Gimmie, gimme, gimme a man after midnight.

At midnight every night I turn into a goat for 5 seconds. This explains the cheese in my shoes in the morning.